SPECTRAL GEOFF: Did you know that giraffes are, like, 30 times more likely than people to get struck by lightning?

ME: Makes sense, I guess. They’re generally closer to the source. They always told us not to stand under a tree in a thunderstorm. Maybe the same should be said about giraffes—as in don’t stand under ’em.

SG: And did you know that with this Inauguration, Donald Trump has the unprecedented opportunity to become the two worst presidents in U.S. history?

M: I hadn’t thought of it that way. Quite an achievement if he can pull it off.

SG: And did you also know that a chicken once lived 18 months without a head?

M:

Spectral Geoff’s first and third facts from
“101 random fun facts that will blow your mind”